Had some dinner, couple of drinks...
Then I played some roulette.
A guy sitting next to me at the table got up and left but he forgot his cigarettes (Camels) and his lighter (Bic).
I played for a while and he never came back.
I took the pack of Camels and the Bic lighter and put it next to my stack of chips. Shortly after that a guy comes up to me and 'bums a fag' from me (that's British for asking for a free cigarette)
No problem...I give him the Camel and flick my Bic and he walks away happy.
I play for a bit longer and then decide to walk around. I take the pack of cigarettes with me. And the lighter.
I'm not sure why. I don't smoke.
But now I'm packin' some smokes and feel really cool. (Cigarettes are still cool, right?)
I play some more games, some slots, goof around...now I need to use the bathroom.
It's tinkle-time at the MGM.
I saunter over to the urinal (that's the thing that men stand at to urinate. The urine comes out of the penis.)
I feel someone hovering over me.
You don't want people hovering over you while urine comes out of your penis. Ever.
And I hear a familiar voice.....
VOICE: "Hey...got another Camel, Bud?
ME: "Really? You're picking NOW to ask me? Can you wait until I finish? (Finish means when the urine stops coming out of my penis and after I wash my hands.)
MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you smoke cigarettes chances are that strange men will try to look at your penis.
And they might call you Bud.