Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Cows Singin' HEY JUDE Would be Cool



If you're like me you've often wonder what it would be like if cows could sing...here they are singin' a bit of Hey Jude by the Beatles (I didn't make this up...there is an english-to-cow translator on the web for some reason)

HEY JUDE:

Hey, Joode, doon't make it bad.
Take a sad soong moond make it better.
Remember too let her intoo moor heart.
Then moo can start too make it better.
Hey, Joode, doon't be afraid.
Yoooo were made too goo oooot moond get her.
The minoote moo let hermoonder moor skin.
Then moo begin too make it better. Moo! Moo.

and it goes on and on.

Any other good songs for the english-to-cow translator?

16 comments:

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I kinda like cows singing pop songs.

Sparkle Plenty said...

What we got here are a couple of mooassholeways.

I'm just going to retire to Sparkle's lair and listen to The Cowsills, The Cowboy Junkies, and Henry Cow until I can forget everything I have read here today.

The moomanity...The moomanity...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Sparkle probably enjoys MooTown over standard pop.

Sparkle Plenty said...

It's a moot point, but I moon over novelty moosic, like "Moo-nster Bangers Mash." I moove and groove to it as I moouse Noel Coward's works and moounch my Shepherd's Moon Pies.

I imagine that those who post on blogs can jump the shark, too. Just, theoretically speaking.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Can't jump the shark with classics like these:

1. Moooonriver

2. Going to a Moo-Moo

3. She's the Bossy

4. Going to Cowafornia

5. Cud Stinks!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Moo Suede Shoes

Cake said...

Hope you have moo beefs with these, MooOprah:

Across the Mooniverse
Mixed Emootions
Highway 51 Moos
Got My Mind Set on Moo
Roadhouse Moos

Sparkle Plenty said...

See, the Fonz never recovered from jumping the shark. But look at Nooprah go! Like a phoenix rising from the ashes...Or a cow patty?

Udderly fantastic.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Fly me to the mooooon

Moochelle...my belle...

Born in the Moo-SA

Roger the Shrubber said...

Dear Moodence
I Saw her Milking There
I'm Looking Through Moo
Happiness is a Warm Glass of Milk

Roger the Shrubber said...

Bessie in the sky with diamonds

Cake said...

Norwegian Mooed

Roger the Shrubber said...

Moobla-di Moobla-da (milking goes on)

Sparkle Plenty said...

All of those are good tunes. But, I like to go to the moovies:

Mooster Cogburn
Mooulin Rouge
Two Mooules for Sister Sarah
Mission to Moos
Moonkey Business
Cowllateral

I Ain't No Oprah said...

We're savin' movies for Moooonday.

Cake said...

You didn't say anything about tv shows.

Mooder She Wrote
Amooican Idol
Everybody Loves Raymooond
Law and Udder